Whoa! This is a m ind messer-upper, case so to speak. In his upcoming memoir, drugs “Gone ‘Til November, check ” based on his diary entries, Lil Wayne is set to tell stories about his infamous lock down at Rikers Island in 2010. One of the stories will be about how he officiated the wedding of two fellow inmates as well as an entry about Drake doing his girlfriend.

According to Page Six, the New Orleans rapper describes how he playfully married off two other male inmates, and they decorated the hall with toilet tissue and toasted with 13 bottles of Gatorade. He wrote:

“Gatorade is liquid gold in this bitch … Imagine seeing grown-ass men in jail hanging tissue for wedding decorations. AND one of them is Lil Wayne. Crazy.”

To pass time, Wayne watched “American Idol,” but when it came to “The Wendy Williams Show,” he said he’d rather return back to his cell. He admits he missed sex, but early in his stay two female officers were suspended for coming to see him.

“Maybe there will be some female groupies in this bitch after all,” he wrote.

The Page Sis reports says that one girlfriend visited him without wearing panties so she could “do a ‘Basic Instinct.” But they got caught because “they have extensive-ass searches before you come in here, so they made her put on a pair of boxers because they knew she didn’t have on panties. Damn!”

n the upcoming book, Lil Wayne also write that he got visits from P. Diddy and Kanye West, all of whom underwent the body searches.

“Gone ‘Til November” by Lil Wayne will be available October 11.